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somethingHollow also had a featured project called Alex's Movie Quotes (aka AMQ). This was an area for Alex Justinger to post movie quotes. After somethingHollow, I made AMQ it's own site and gave Alex the ability to post movie reviews.

Quote From: Ed Wood

The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo.

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Quote From: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors

Welcome to prime time, bitch!

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Quote From: Solaris

Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now... unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong, and somehow I was wrong about everything.

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Quote From: Hot Shots

Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

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Quote From: American Wedding

You're a grandmother-fucker.

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Quote From: Ed Wood

Lets shoot 'dis fuckar'!

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Quote From: Batman

Gentlemen! Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence?

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Quote From: Natural Born Killers

Batonga! Batonga! Batonga!

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Quote From: Die Hard

No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

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Quote From: The Goonies

Shucks mister, you're even hungrier than I am.

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Quote From: Roots Of Alcoholism. A Question. by J. Logan

love and depression... a synonym?

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Quote From: Babe

Christmas? Christmas means dinner. Dinner means death! Death means carnage; Christmas means carnage!

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Quote From: Dancer in the Dark

In a musical, nothing dreadful ever happens.

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Quote From: South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut!

Then they cut your dick in half, and serve it to a pig! And though it hurts, you'll laugh, when you dance a dick-less jig!

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Quote From: The Day the Earth Stood Still

I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.

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Quote From: Curb Your Enthusiasm

[Two men discussing how they are going to end their sessions with their shirk that they both share.]

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Quote From: Curb Your Enthusiasm

What do you mean you told her to stop? Who stops a whack-off?!

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Quote From: Carlos Mencia

What the fuck has happened to our country?! Since when did a bunch of white people pay to see a beaner perform, our best golfer is back, and our best rapper is white?!

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Quote From: Hulk

I don't know what I'm becoming, but I know one thing for sure... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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Quote From: Roger Dodger

You drink that drink! Alcohol has been a social lubricant for thousands of years. What do you think, you're going to sit here tonight and reinvent the wheel?

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Quote From: Fight Club

You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.

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Quote From: Frida

I had two big accidents in my life, Diego: the trolley and you. You are by far the worst.

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Quote From: American Beauty

Janie, what happened? You and I used to be pals.

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Quote From: George W. Bush, June 14, 2001, Speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling.

It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.

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Quote From: Radio Days

For some miraculous reason, it's a wonderful feeling having a teacher you've seen dance naked in front of a mirror.

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Quote From: 28 Days Later

No, no, see. This is a really shit idea. Know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.

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Quote From: Analyze That

Yeah, the government has a limo service. The number is 1-800-Fuckoff. Have a nice day.

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Quote From: Rashamon

If you are not selfish. you cannot survive!

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Quote From: The Simpsons

You know, I planted that crystal meth just to meet you. Back then I was so shy.

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Quote From: Moulin Rouge

Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.

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